Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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