GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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