I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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