He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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