too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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