Your mouth is God's brothel.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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