he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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