i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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