yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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