First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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