there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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