so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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