two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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