New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?