I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"