Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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