do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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