dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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