in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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