They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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