How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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