of course. lets lasso hookers.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm at about main and main street
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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