Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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