so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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