your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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