She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I want to fling myself into the sun
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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