bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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