Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Are we still banned from the library?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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