So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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