my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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