Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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