my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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