Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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