first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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