So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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