Are we in a gay sports bar?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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