He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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