i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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