I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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