its not stalking. its research.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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