I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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