Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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