I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm just so full of love and alcohol