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(661): View more from California

Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

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(661): Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though. http://tfl.nu/ww5c

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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(918): Five things that make you perfect. Go. (1-918): The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses. http://tfl.nu/ni7m

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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

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(816): Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?! http://tfl.nu/jlrn

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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(225): I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty? http://tfl.nu/tsac

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.

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(732): I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it. http://tfl.nu/c1o6

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(931): View more from Tennessee

is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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(931): is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl? http://tfl.nu/m6rn

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(512): View more from Texas

He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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(512): He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club. http://tfl.nu/qxuv

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.

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(617): I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either. http://tfl.nu/ap8x

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(602): View more from Arizona

You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.

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(602): You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger. http://tfl.nu/mosc

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(530): View more from California

Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line

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(530): Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line http://tfl.nu/4yuv

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Hey did where's my bong?

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In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right

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Should I bother to ask?

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(523): Hey did where's my bong? (1-523): In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right (523): Should I bother to ask? http://tfl.nu/hj27

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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach

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Me toooooo!! Margaritas

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I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good

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(773): Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach (630): Me toooooo!! Margaritas (773): I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good http://tfl.nu/3y14

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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."

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Figured I'd get right to the point

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(215): My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up." (1-215): Figured I'd get right to the point http://tfl.nu/wgkv

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?

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(202): I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right? http://tfl.nu/xedt

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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.

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(513): You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when. http://tfl.nu/o3c9

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