google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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