Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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