we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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what are you doing with your life
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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