I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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