You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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