Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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