dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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