YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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